dear michael, these lyrics are made out for you
so you can hear the bullsh*t and the f*cked up things you do
you love, you lie, you make me cry
and then you promise, cross you heart and hope to die
stick those needles in my eyes so i can bleed my tears
kiss sleeping beauty so i can wake up to my worstest fears
you her lover, your my fighter: the realities of my life
en guarde! as you stab me in the front with your blunt knife
so go back to that psycho drunk and follow the path she leads
of wasted time and fantasies that will bring you to your knees
take her offer of nothing in exchange for our smiles and laughter
only shows up when someone takes her place but what about the time after
she's pregnant now, its not your kid. but do you even are?
jesus, you wanna be the savior even though she doesnt want you there
why is it that she wont ever be your but she wont let you be mine?
she pushes you away then reels you in and you're back in cloud 9
she pretends to be my friend while f*cking you behind the scenes
as you hold my hand and hold my heart not knowing exactly what that means
you've got the magic sh*t, i know if i heard it once i'll hear it again
cause out of my 21 questions, the truth only add up to ten
suck her cow nipples dry until you believe you're her baby
even though you know it wont work out, in your head theres always that maybe
you pissed on our friendship, you sh*t on our love with all your f*cking lies
great pretender, you faked it even when i took off my mask and disguise
but you chose the wannabe flippaccino instead of your only best friend
who's seen you through it all and would stay until the end
you're full of sh*t, you *sshole, so fess up to what you've done
your two-timing days are over, here's a toast to your end of fun
its f*cked up because you know im in loveand that makes me weak sauce
i dont know why i feel worthless when everyone says its your loss
that sitting duck cant f*ck like me, you know im always better
when she sucks your d*ck with her metal mouth, you know i make you wetter
cum in her mouth of steel and rust it so you'll feel like superman
though she sucks away all you feel, you trust it because you know she can
stop wallowing in your sh*t, my love, because its just pathetic
you wonder why your life aint sublime because it cant if you wont let it
congratulations you've won! she let you be her b*tch
just amke sure you keep the dough rollin, make sure you're always rich
your lies didnt last too long, just like when we f*ck in the car
please know, you nazi wetback, you'll always lose the war
still taste cigarette kisses dancing on my lips
hope you miss me by your side after all the meetings she skips
sweetheart baby, i metl in your mouth but not in your heart
so taste the rainbow and choke on it each time that we're apart
then tell me ciao and i'll say toodles not knowing the price you'll pay
im the best thing you'll never have, meeting me was your lucky day
every day i will forget all the sh*t that i've been through
but each moment with her you'll remember that asian chick you once knew
you've packed your bags so leave my heart and give me back the keys
when you touch yourself just think of me and how you'll never have these
i curse you to regret me, STD's on both your houses
cuz i know if you walk down the aisle with her, you'll both make sh*tty spouses
your life will be a walking shadow of the light i left behind
the what if's that could have happened between us i hope will plague your mind
so when your nights are lonely and your d*ck calls out my name
just kick yourself in the *Ss before you try to play your game
so i end this letter with hate and all my dying love
from me, the girl you left behind, your birthday gift from above